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Avengers pick up lines:

Steve:
Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor:
I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint:
I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce:
They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony:
Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
Loki:
kneel.

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News in Britain:
stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America:
cannibal eats man's face
Britain:
wat.
News in America:
man throws intestines at police
Britain:
wat
News in America:
man eats roommate's heart and brain